~ MERRY CRUSHMAS ~
I Searched High and Low for the Perfect Holiday Card for Our "Dear Leader"
It finally occurred to me that he might like something a little more personal and from the heart,
so I weighed my very intense feelings for him and came up with this.
It really manages to encapsulate my sentiments exactly.
Twas the Night Before Crushmas and all over my Wall
I'm thinking up ways to help "Dear Leader" Fall.
He Pisses me off in more ways than one,
And pulling his strings is always great Fun.
So I'll do what I do and I'll do it with Joy.
Before it's all over He'll be my new toy.
I'll not be so careful as good kids would be,
I'll take him and shake him and break him with Glee.
So please come and join me as I get my kicks.
Cause that's how I deal with odd ignorant pricks
Who think they're above us in so many ways.
We'll heel them and cow them and number their days.
We'll gather our voices we'll do it no doubt.
Together we'll raise such a clatter and shout
"Be gone you old Weirdos ~ Be gone you old Fools
Your Party is Over ~ Now We make the Rules!"
And when the old Bugger finally fades out of sight
We'll know that we've done it and won the good fight!
To all a great Crushmas ~ To all a Good Night!
~ Kim Leaman ~ The Twain Shall meet ~ Dec 24, 2011
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And to all a Good Night!
After you join us, you can find the story behind this Crushmas Blog Here!
And It would not be a Holiday Greeting
if it did not get delivered
to the PM and the PMO, Lol!
to the PM and the PMO, Lol!
A Holiday Message from the PMO
And to all a Good Night!
