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How many Conservatives does it take to change a Doorknob?
Remember these are “Conservative Estimates” and, do not therefore, represent Real numbers.
13 to study the proposal
1 Conservative Senator with connections to local hardware store
3 to help bypass normal tendering process
5 to make the novelty cheque
1 to add the Logo
1 Minister to sign it
1 (anonymous Conservative) to call the Press
6 to organize the Pre-event Cocktail party
6 to organize the Post-event Dinner party
2 to book flights for dignitaries
2 to create the Guest list
3 to send out invitations
6 to serve drinks
4 to serve hor d'oeuvres
28 to keep out Undesirable Canadians (non party members)
1 to change the Doorknob
673 Invited guests
1 Minister to hand out the Cheque
1 Minister to cut the ribbon
1 to Secretly copy the Keys
5 Ministers and 1 Sub-prime Minister to defend the Event in the House of Commons.
Current Estimate: 759
Again, this is only a ‘Conservative Estimate’, so the numbers are only Guesstimates.
I apologize to all those who have been left off of this list and welcome any suggestions that will help bring the number closer to a Number in which All Canadians can have Confidence.
